I’ve been thinking about this a lot and here is my conclusion.
We should bring back the monocle for the following reasons:
1. There are people like me who have poor vision in one eye, but they don’t want to deal with the contact business (I really mean One. Single. Contact.).
2. There must be adults like me out there who have tiny heads, but refuse to wear Disney glasses from the kid’s section. Warby, where is your teen line?
3. Monocles are straight up dope.